I was in the middle of something when my internet went off. I know – I’m always doing something amazing and important, connecting to the world is essential.
I immediately called DPLT to fix it. You know, DPLT is the best DSL provider in the world. I don’t know about you, but being a subscriber of DPLT just makes life so complete.
One cannot live without the hassle of calling them every day, every minute and every time you call, you will either end up talking to a low-voiced, unemotional machine or a low-voiced, unemotional agent.
Not all agents from DPLT are exciting though. Some really work hard and upon crying for the seventh time, they will heed your call and be prompted to action.
And some are there to entertain and amuse. Every call is different and each to be surely cherished.
As my life as a DPLT subscriber evolves, I finally understand that it’s not the telephone line or the DSL connection we, consumers, are after. It’s the bond. It’s the camaraderie and the life-long journey towards bliss.
Here are things I learned to love about DPLT and I know you all share the same sentiment.
1. If you have a boring life, one that has no drama or action in it, call DPLT and you will have the teleserye of your life.
2. If you’re perfect in paying your bills on time and it bores you, try paying your bill 5 days late to make sure you don’t get any DSL connection at all.
3. Feel like downloading something really important like the hi-res photos for the magazine you’re finishing? The DPLT DSL will make sure you get it after ten calls to their customer service reps.
4. Love seeing surprises? DPLT will make sure you get surprised every single month.
This is for my profound love and interest in DPLT. I just had to write it down. The next time you see DPLT’s commercial or ad placement in your favorite ball game, remember to subscribe to their call. After all, DPLT is to be loved and appreciated in time.